Why should I??

It is 5 o clock in the morning and I get up hearing the message beep sound from my mobile. Who is so interested in me this early morning? How caring they should be that they remember me even at this time!! I eagerly opened the message.......... !$%$^&%$%#@## ... I've no words to say. This was the actual text:

Message:

[---An image of a certain God---- ]

Forward this to 20 people, otherwise
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You will fail in your end semester examination...
If your present results have come, you may fail in the next semester..
You will have bad luck chasing you for seven whole years...
You will not get a job after completing studies...
You may even end up meeting with an accident today, if you ignore...
So take it seriously.

Note: If you delete this message, an extra seven years bad luck will follow you.

How annoying!! I'm even being offered bonus points for deleting the message!! I haven't even started my day and my darling friend has wished me with so many good things!! Of course, I should agree that the friend has really "cared" for me!! My only anxiety is - Why are people so jobless?? Fwds are just to make the receiver feel good about you and not to urge them to take up something in their hands and throw at you!! I'm now searching for something really huge. What shall I throw at my "Sweet friend" who holds the copyright for that sweet message?